Bitlets 27One, three, five, seventeen, twenty-one,and any multiples of five are the onlytrustworthy odd numbers. If you'll excuse me,I have some neuroticism to practice.
Bitlets 26Sometimes I wake up so graduallythat the transition from dreamscapeto reality is all too apparent,so I use what little dream-timeI have left to live lucidly.
Bitlets 25I have never contemplated suicide,but goddamnhave I thought about contemplating it.
Bitlets 24I want to go to a procrastinator's convention sometime.Maybe I'll even get a shirt while I'm there that reads:I was atProcastiCONand all I got
Bitlets 23How do you tell when you have drawnthe short straw if you always use silly straws?
Bitlets 22French is like jazz:it's the letters thatyou don't pronounce!
Bitlets 21Out of work action figures are the best kind.
Bitlets 20It was always more fun to eavesdropon a conversation via corded house phonethan in person because if you were caughtthe eavesdropped-on had two choices:beg for you to get off the line and suck upto your prepubescent demands to stay up lateror storm upstairs while you told their friendstheir guilty pleasures and darkest secrets.
Bitlets 192:29 AM - I have become reacquainted with the night.2:30 AM - I have become reacquainted with the clock.
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